Aug 17 0:08 ( 240902 )

allshvllfade:

there is nothing wrong with reblogging your own selfies, there is nothing wrong with saying you are cute, there is nothing wrong with asking people to reblog your selfies, there is nothing wrong with loving yourself and the way you look, there is nothing wrong with confidence and don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise

Aug 17 0:08 ( 590 )

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

Aug 17 0:08 ( 243272 )

littlecatlady:

today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”

and he just stared at me and I realized

I am 20

I am an adult

I am the adult supervision

??!?!?!

today me and my brother were making a drink and we heard my parents come home and i said “quick hide the rum!” jokingly but also very seriously and i went to put the rum away and when i got back in the kitchen my brother just looked at me and said

"catherine we are 21 and 23"

Aug 17 0:07 ( 207443 )
tags: #yep
Season 4 Gag Reel (x)
Aug 17 0:04 ( 1511 )

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

Aug 17 0:03 ( 160712 )

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Aug 17 0:02 ( 311827 )

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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thiswandcouldbealittlemoresonic:

It’s been good, though, hasn’t it? All of us. All of it. Everything we did

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